Even more File!
Friday, Aug. 25, 2006 7:21 P.M.

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Here is yet more of the notorious File! Enjoy!

I'm back. It's the second day of my third week, and something very tragic happened. The batteries in my CD player went dead, exactly at the same time that my headphones crapped out, exactly at a critical point in my audio book *1!!! So now I'm extremely bored, annoyed, frustrated, wronged, and generally not a very happy camper. (I can say that, you see, because I'm in a camp right now.)
Should I read a book? I dunno. It's only noon! Not even noon, actually. Should I call one of you guyses *2? Dunno. It'd be fun!!! But then again ... might get fired or lectured or something equally as unappetizing. I wonder if I could get fired? And if I did, would I have to go home? Or be confined in shame to my dorm for the rest of the program? Hmmm.
Just under two hours of dreadful boredom. Goodness!!! Whatever shall I do???? Cry? Nah, too loud. Scream? Nah, might attract the police next door, and I'd have a real job explaining to them that my outburst of distress was of boredom and frustration, not the cause of some big violent abusive scary guy. Or girl, I guess. There are some pretty big violent abusive scary girls too. Anyway ... I'm bored.
Now it's the second day of my fourth week. I very smartly left my compact flash card at home, but I did bring an audio book. The problem is, it's short. So I think I shall start on it after I eat. So that leaves the whole morning for me to just sit here and contemplate my three mysteries of life:
1. Why is it that excellent recording artists like M2M, Lindsay Pagano, and especially the Beu Sisters, get little attention from record companies, and people that can't sing on pitch to save their lives, like William Hung, get a record deal and loads of press, just because people think he's funny, which in my opinion is not a legitimate reason to let someone make an album?
2. Why do a majority of sighted people think that blindness affects things like the brain, legs, ears, and vocal cords, when the definition simply states, "Handicap of the eyes?"
3. Who is Roberta *3?
If anyone has helpful answers to my mysteries, do not hesitate to contact me. Heck, I almost want my cell phone to ring, even though it is very loud and in here it is very quiet.
Bored, bored, bored!!!! Lord, Lord, Lord!!!! I need a cord, cord, cord!!!! Oops, I just snored, snored, snored!!!! I want a sword, sword, sword!!!!
OK, sorry. I'll stop now. It was fun though. I'm gonna put my watch away so I'm not tempted to check it and see how slowly time is passing.
There. I did it.
Man, I'm bored. I finished the rest of my book, and have nothing, I repeat, nothing else to do. So I'm listening to the radio while typing in this lovely file. I have my watch back on.
HEY!!!!!!!!! It's "Dilemma"! Wow, Kelly has a very sweet voice. Her, Mya, and Christina Milian should get together. Oh, and Mandy Moore. And Kiely from 3LW. Who else? Oh!! T from Soluna. I don't know her real name, just that she's called T by her friends. Maybe it's a stagename type thing. Who else? (Sorry, this is actually kind of entertaining.) Nivea!!! And Do!!! I wonder whatever happened to her ..." And Aaliyah, or the late Aaliyah ... SAD!!! OK, I'm done. I have like a whole choir now.
Ya know, it'd be cool to direct a choir. I don't know how I'd do it, but I suppose I could arrange the harmony and stuff. It sounds fun, and I really love choir music, especially a cappella or with piano, and with little countermelodies and stuff. It also helps when everyone in the choir can carry a tune. Without that key part, the harmonies end up really bombing. That's never cool. That was really obvious, huh? I mean, who wouldn't know that in order to have a satisfactory choir, everyone has to know how to sing? Forgive me for my careless boredom.

*1: The dying of batteries during my audio book was just one of the things that helped to create the Bad Day to Top All Bad Days. That's right ladies and gentlemen, the day in question, the day in which I wrote that sentence, was about the crappiest day in the life of KD to date. I was in floods of tears by the end of it. Just a bit of historical background for y'all.
*2: By "you guyses," I mean the other members of the Brain, G, Kaitlin, and Mary.
*3: This guy kept calling the number of my dorm room, demanding to speak to someone named Roberta, even though we kept saying that there was no such person living there. After a while he got kind of hostile, accusing my roommate and me of being drunk or high. (Don't ask.)
TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR AN EPISODE OF FILE CONTAINING SEVERAL VERY EDUCATED MUSICAL RANTS!!!
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