The File!
Wednesday, Jul. 05, 2006 12:32 P.M.

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Current mood:
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Here is a little taste. I don't think anyone's seen this part yet. Enjoy!

THE WHATCHAMCCCALLIT FILE, VOLUME V
Wow. Am I seriously up to 5 volumes? FIVE? No!! Five-and a-half, if you count the edition I made in WAGES 2004 *1. I have wasted literally hundreds of pages on this pure nonsense so far. Is that the same as killing an entire forest? I read on amazon.com yesterday that E-books are good because they don't kill a single tree. I should make a File E-book!!! Then all the environmentalists won't be at my throat all the time *2. I almost put "throats." Having more than one throat would be freaky. You could have one in front and one in back, I guess. Then would it be harder to strangle you? And if you got strep in one of your throats, maybe the other one would be OK and you could still breathe. But it would totally suck if both throats had strep at the same time...
OK, in one paragraph, the first paragraph of this File, I went from exclaiming over what volume I was on to discussing strep throat. Wow. What can I say? I'm bored. I'm in French. It's a fun class, but I guess I catch on to things before most of the rest of the class. I'm seriously not trying to brag here, but that's the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God.
Someone just dropped a blackboard, and his friend called him a pigeon. Freshmen.
You're not listening to meeeeeeeee. Song lyrics *3. It's in my head and ain't comin' out anytime soon.
Well! I say, good morning, all! It is a fine day here in Kaydeland. We are looking at cloudless skies, with just a chance of excessive heat. Not really. It's actually cold out there. I don't know what I'm talking about. Can you tell I'm bored? I'm in English, but class hasn't started yet. So I'm sitting amidst my chattering classmates, contemplating the meaning of life. Actually, I'm not. That's such a stupid thing to contemplate in the morning.

*1: WAGES: A camp that blind teenagers go to in the summer. It's really fun if you stay out of the drama between guys and girls breaking up, making up, making out, etc. I stayed out of this, therefore it was fun.
*2: This is a lie; no environmentalists have ever been at my throat. Or throats. Whatever.
*3: Lyrics to "Na Na" by Superchick, to be exact.
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